by Dan Goggins
The situation: A catastrophe has befallen the Little Sisters of Hoboken! 52 Sisters have died of botulism induced by Sister Julia Child of God’s vichyssoise! The Sisters’ fundraising efforts been mildly successful, but they’ve only raised enough cash to bury 48 of the dead, and the remaining Sisters are sitting in the convent freezer and the Jersey Board of Health is threatening to shut down the convent! So they put on a benefit show to raise the cash to thaw and bury the remaining dead nuns. It’s an enjoyable, hilarious, rollicking good time!

Recent Productions
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Teen Drama 6/15/2012
Shore Repertory Theatre 7/8/2011
Park Players Productions Inc 5/13/2010
Westfield Community Players 4/29/2006
Rhino Theatre Company 2/24/2006
First Avenue Playhouse 11/4/2005
Carpenter’s Theatre~The 8/12/2005
Mystic Vision Players 4/15/2005
Rhino Theatre Company 3/4/2005
Saint Genesius Players 1/6/2005
Premier Theater Company 4/24/2004
Surflight Theatre 9/2/2003
Phoenix Productions 2/2/2001
Florham Park Players 11/3/2000
Circle Players 11/3/2000
4th Wall Theatre 6/2/2000
HTC Productions 4/28/2000
Forum Theatre Company 4/6/2000
First Avenue Playhouse 9/10/1999
East Brunswick Community Players 6/4/1999
Major Theater Series (MSU) 11/12/1998
Main Street Theatre Company 2/1/1998
Chatham Players 5/1/1995

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